Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Cool status for facebook

Cool status for facebook



1. Your 13 You should be picking flowers. Not baby names.

2. The awkward moment when u make eye contact with someone in another car

3. Seeing a really hot guy then get sad because you know you will never see him again.



Monday, July 30, 2012

Most liked facebook status

Most liked facebook status



1. 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash

2. Like if you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is.

3. Like if you have like 20 t-shirts but you only wear 5 of them and complain that you have no clothes.

4. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

5. Opening the front door to let a moth out, and 10 more come in.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Witty Facebook status

Witty Facebook status


1. Face your problems, not Facebook them...Thanks

2. Next time you decide to tell me you love, make sure you dont have copyright infringement problems with some other girl.

3. Girls arent toys, so dont drop them when you get bored.

4. Beauty is when you look into a girls eyes and see whats in the heart.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

The best facebook status

The best facebook status


1. Good things come to those who wait...if thats the case then im in for something REALLY fan-friggin-tastic!

2.Wants you to know that you dont have to be crazy to work where she works. They train you.

3. My dream is to see penguins eating tacos <3

4. Im not a stalker, Im just courious..by the way your out of milf :)

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Funny quotes and sayings for facebook status

Funny quotes and sayings for facebook status

1. Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for youll be criticized anyway. Youll be damned if you do and damned if you dont

2. I would rather live my life as if theres a God and die to find out there isnt than to live as if there isnt and die to find out there is.

3. Life is like dance...Sometimes we lead, sometimes we follow...Dont worry about what we dont know...Whats important is, we Learn as we Go <3

Funny facebook status updates

Funny facebook status updates


1. One of the hardest things in the world is keeping your mouth shut when you know something needs to be said.

2. My secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.

3. Brekaing up with your partner and saying ˝we can still be friends˝ is like your dog dying and your mum saying ˝you can still keep it˝.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Alcohol Hangover Funny Facebook Status

Alcohol Hangover Funny Facebook Status

1. Getting wasted is an art and tonight Iam making a masterpiece!

2. Speaks drunkish

3. and Jose Cuervo are now friends

4. I got jumped again last night. Some Russian gangster called Smirnoff, a ship Captian named Morgan and red neck called Jack Daniels. Bastards nailed me !!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Life facebook status

Life facebook status updates
  • DON'T EVER tell me you lied to me to keep me from being HURT. YOU lied to save your own ass, not mine!
  • Honesty is the only way to live happily. Lies ALWAYS come out. They may rest for a while, but Karma, whatever you want to call it, DOES manifest all lies.
  • You are great at many things, lying, cheating, deception and being a master manipulator. Congratulations!
  • I ain't Rhianna, I don't love the way you lie. If you lie to me I will throw a chair at you face.
  • You want me to come back so you can lie and cheat again? Hm..Let me think...Nope, that's not gonna to happen. I'm moving on because I deserve better then that.