2012 end of mankind Facebook status

2012 end of mankind stupid Facebook status update

• I know we are not going to die in 2012. Cause my cereal expires in 2014
• Don't worry guys! The world will not end in 2012, I have a can of peas that expires in 2013! We're gonna be alright!
• On 12/22/12 I'm gonna run out side and scream I. AM. ALIVE!
• It's okay if the world ends in 2012, because I have life insurance, it's called being a Christian. If you want to be a part of this, call 1-800-PRAY-2-GOD.
• People are all freaked out about the end of the world this year. All I have to say to them is that the Mayans also thought people were made out of corn O.o

 

Breakup Facebook status

Breakup Facebook status

1. Just because I am walking away doesn't mean I don't love you, it just means I've had enough!! It's not a choice I want to make but one I have to make

2. If you cry over a guy then you know that they really meant something to you and when you fight off and on have all the ups and downs you know you loved them.

3. Don't worry about me falling in love with you again, i built a bridge and got over it

4. I guess it's gonna have to hurt. I guess I'm gonna have to cry and let go of some things I've loved to get to the other side. It starts with goodbye.

5. its funny how you can love someone still even after they lie and hurt you.

Christmas funny facebook status

Christmas funny facebook status updates

1. Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you :)

2. Christmas is when you try to get the whole dysfunctional family under the one roof and hope there wont be police involved

3. For all you FB friends who dont like my comments or status messages, I bought you a gift...it is that mistletoe that I put above my ass !

1d - one direction facebook status

1d - one direction facebook status

• 'TOO...MUCH...ENERGY...JUICE!!'~ Zayn Malik
• You know you're a true directioner when you see a pigeon and you yell " KEVIN! " at the top of your lungs ;)
• "Dropping your sunglasses down the toilet is a mistake you would think that you'd learn from. Apparently not."-Harry Styles (:
• Dear Friends just to let you know I have cured my Bieber Fever with DIRECTION INFECTION!!!
• *toilet flushes* "sorry I'm late lads just a few technical difficulties"-Niall

Facebook status 2012

Facebook status 2012

• Of course the world isn't going to end in 2012, Harry killed Voldemort!
• Zombies only eat brains... so when they take over I'll be save! WOOHOO
• 1860- what the hell is a telephone? 1900- what the hell is a airplane? 1930- what the hell is a highway? 1945- what the hell is a computer? 2012- what the hell?
• When I wake up on December 22, 2012, I'm going to yell EPIC FAIL really loud so all you idiots out there can hear it!
• When I have kids I am gonna make them watch 2012 and then tell them "I survived that".

Heart broken facebook status

Heart broken facebook status updates

• i wish tears were invisible so no one knew i was crying...
• If you could see what you did to me, you would NEVER be able to look me in the eyes again
• letting go is easier said then done.
• I may hate you, but every time you cross my mind I can't help to think what it would've been like if you wouldn't of hurt me...
• Even the strongest feeling expires when ignored