Awesome facebook status

1. Hey guess what?! Wait, you don't wanna know...oh, you do? I'm not gonna tell you! OK. here it is... I'M S*XY AND I KNOW IT wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle ya

2. Is so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it.

3. Answer this if you think you know me!! My Full Name; My D.O.B: I Love; My Favourite Colour: Where i live;

4. That moment when you find money in your pants pocket and your like YES!

5. undeniably- awesome