Crazy Funny Insane Facebook status updates

1. Is in white room with soft walls. The nice people even gave me a new jasket, but for some reason they put it on backwards.

2. Smile. It confuses the enemy

3. When I think about the people I hang out with, I start to worry about myself.

4. I have come to the conclusion that cupcakes are just guy muffins

5. ..is going crazy, anyone want to come? It is a short trip and you dont have to payk your bags!

6. OMG! Guess what! My unicorn ate skittles, now hes turning colors :)

7. Warning: I can go from insane to completely psychotic in 1.7 secounds!