Adult humour funny facebook status

1. ...Going to bed.. and having a four some tonight. Bed, Pillow, comforter and myself to make mad passionate, mind blowing and earth shattering sleep

2. When life hands you lemons, just be glad it wasnt herpes

3. 2 blondes came across a set of tracks. One thinks it's deer tracks, the other moose tracks. They were still arguing about it when the train hit them.

4. When I was a kid I used to..no wait I still do that

5. say "Addicted" after every thing i say, alcohol..drugs..smoking.. what hit you in the mouth last night?.. addicted