Funny saturday facebook status updates

1. Ahhhhh Saturday, how i LOVE you !!

2. Oh Saturday, sweet Saturday ! You are like a cheap hooker at a spedd dating party, you start off nice andshow then BAM !! you have come and gone !

3. Just realized SATURDAY has the word TURD in it

4. Saturday is here and guess what Im going to do today ? Thats right!. I get to clean my house and wash clothes. Please do not be jealous of me. YEAH RIGHT !

5. Saturday, I am so ready to enjoy you to the fullest !

6. QUIZ time !! What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon growing up ??