New Years Eve funny facebook status

New Years Eve funny facebook statuses

1. Omg I havent seen my friends SINCE LAST YEAR !

2. Another year past - a few ups and downs - some you remember - some you forget - New Year ahead - Dreams to Collect - Prosperous, Healthy, Happy and Content :)

3. Which resloution shall I break first ? Desicions, Desicions

2011 Best of Facebook status

2011 Best of Facebook status updates

• 2011 what to leave and what to bring Leave: drama, enemies, hate, pain, violence, and tears. Bring: friends, family, smiles, laughter, love, hope, and peace.
• Osama bin laden died age 54 ,5+4=9, In the year 2011, (9/11), Karma!
• For 2011 I have hired a secretary for any complaints...so if you have a complaint go to Helen Wait.
• Can't wait for this year to be over, to have new memories next year, new loves, new experiences and new adventures.
• Thinks that 2011 is going to be the year when miracles happen, wishes are granted and dreams finally come true. 2011 is going to be my year

1211 facebook status

1211 facebook status updates

• raise a little hell, create a bunch of chaos and throw in a whole mess of mayhem and I'm good for the day...are you?
• Like me love me or hate me, but you gotta admit I'm braver then most to say what I think and not care what you think about it.
• Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.

Heartache facebook status

Heartache facebook status

• You ruined my life. I wish I never met you. I hate thinking about you. You hurt me...bad! But the worst part is... I still love you
• ..it's a sad thing when the person u love most in this world, is the only person you can't be with..
• sometimes i wish my heart had a off button...not because i don't want to care anymore but because I'm tired of all the pain its causing keeping it on
• Never let some1 be a must in your life when you're just an option in there's
• The truest of friends (whether near or far) are those that always make some time for YOU in their lives; not just fit you in where it is convenient for them.

Boys Facebook status

1. Every time I think of you I get this cheesy smile :)

2. look at the U and the I on the keyboard there together look underneath it says jk it feels like you do that to me everyday

3. I'm totally cool when I see you with another girl cuz my mommy taught me that when I was done playing with my junk to give it to the less fortunate(;

4. i wish i could tell you how many times i think of u a day...i also wish i could count that high...

5. little boys play around, real men settle down