3 best Hilarious facebook status

1. Thought about gettin a tattoo of a short fat woman on my bobb, so when I am 60, one of us will be tall and skinny !

2. Today a friend pointed out my gray hairs, suprised at first, then my humor took over,
˝These are not gray hairs!˝ They are STRESS HIGHTLISHTS

3. Teacher :˝Who ever answers my question can go home.˝ *One boy throws his bookbag out the window* Teacher: ˝Who just threw the bookbag?˝ Boy: Me, Im going home !!