Funny things to put as your facebook status

1. Heading to that place that makes me do things for money. Like smile at unfriendly people, and hold my breath in awe of stupidity !

2. Teacher: ˝Look the equation is simple I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in the other. What do i have?˝ Answer: Me: A drinking problem ?

3. Wishes that i could just stell some energy from a little kid !