Funny quotes and sayings for facebook status

1. If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is broken.

2. How is it that some of the best sleep you get is between the snooze alarmy?? Just want to know !

3. I lay awake at night and think to myself..your cute,smart, fun, angelic and drop dead gorgeous... I have gotta take that mirror off my ceiling !

4. OMG did you know your birthday is on the same day you were born.