Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Facebook status 2012

Facebook status 2012

  • Of course the world isn't going to end in 2012, Harry killed Voldemort!
  • Zombies only eat brains... so when they take over I'll be save! WOOHOO
  • 1860- what the hell is a telephone? 1900- what the hell is a airplane? 1930- what the hell is a highway? 1945- what the hell is a computer? 2012- what the hell?
  • When I wake up on December 22, 2012, I'm going to yell EPIC FAIL really loud so all you idiots out there can hear it!
  • When I have kids I am gonna make them watch 2012 and then tell them "I survived that".
  • the first status I'm gonna post on Facebook in 2013 is : anybody alive out there?
  • If we survive 2012, It's because Chuck Norris saved us
  • If we all don't die on December 21, 2012, I have a feeling there will be a lot of baby's born on September 20th, 2013
  • If the world ends in 2012 then how come my Sprite expires in 2013. Huh? Explain that to me.
  • k lets make a bet if the world doesn't end in 2012 you owe me money. If it does i owe you. Like it if you get it ;)