2012 end of mankind Facebook status

Saturday, February 25, 2012

I know we are not going to die in 2012. Cause my cereal expires in 2014
Don't worry guys! The world will not end in 2012, I have a can of peas that expires in 2013! We're gonna be alright!
On 12/22/12 I'm gonna run out side and scream I. AM. ALIVE!
It's okay if the world ends in 2012, because I have life insurance, it's called being a Christian. If you want to be a part of this, call 1-800-PRAY-2-GOD.
People are all freaked out about the end of the world this year. All I have to say to them is that the Mayans also thought people were made out of corn O.o