Friday, September 28, 2012

Funny Justin Bieber facebook status

Funny Justin Bieber facebook status updates

If girls sing like girls and boys sing like boys then whats Justin Bieber
Chuck Norris once scared a girl so bad that he is still screaming today! his name... Justin Bieber. ;]
(makes my mom listen to justin beiber)ME: hey mom do u think this is a girl or a boy singing MOM:a girl y..ME:haha it justin beiber..i love my mom
People stop saying Justin Bieber is g*y cause you have to be a guy to be g*y!!! Like if you get
TEACHER:how do u spell g*y? KID:J-U-S-T-I-N-B-I-E-B-E-R! TEACHER:WRONG! TEACHER:u have to be a guy to be g*y!

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Animals funny facebook status updates

says if I had an animal spirit, I would be a bear. Looks big and cuddly and harmless. But, tick me off & I will rip your face off.
You know whats better than a Unicorn? A Rainbow Unicorn Know whats better than a Rainbow Unicorn? A Rainbow NINJA Unicorn
Birdie Birdie in the sky, made a poopy in my eye. Me no frown, me no cry. Me just happy cows can't fly !(:
Is wondering HOW did donkey get dragon pregnant?
When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed.

Funny ,bored ,jokes ,wonder facebook status updates

When I die I will put in my will that the person who comes to my funeral dressed as the grim reaper and stays completely silent will get all my money. :)
did u know "Dammit, I'm mad" spelt backwards is "Dammit, I'm mad" :D
one a scale of 1- 10 I give this day the finger
Has anyone ever noticed lol looks like a stick man drowning? So next time you say lol you are killing another stick man... Just sayin :)
wonders how many of the $1 bills in my wallet have been in a stripper's ass crack?

Very funny facebook statuses

I'M NOT CLUMSY! I thought the floor was lonely, so i gave it a hug!
Have u ever noticed the automatic flush sensors on toilets look an awful lot like hidden cameras? Makes u wonder huh?
anyone can join in ! I'm gonna start a story.. Once upon a time there was...
yesterday someone threw a happy meal at me and said "I'm loving it" So i ran over with a car and said"Nation Wide is on your side"
I don't NEED a brain!!! I have a little thing called Google! :D

Harry Potter facebook statuses

Hogwarts Rules: 26- I will not tell Oliver Wood that Quidditch as been permanently canceled.
Rule of Hogwarts 601- I will not bewitch my car and see what happens when snape catches me freeing the house elves in the kitchens
Hogwarts Rules: 15- I will not ask for advice from Fred and/or George on how to wreak havoc either.
You know you are a Harry Potter geek when you and your grandkids are in the yard using tree branches as wands pointing them at each other yelling "Stupefy."
I'm the kind of person that goes to the zoo and looks at the owls and says "You had my Hogwarts letter, didn't you.."

Happy Facebook Statuses

Live 4 today, 4 this moment, bc 2morrow isnt promised. If it makes you happy right now, go 4 it. Looking back, u wont regret what u did do, but what u didnt <3
Things are finally starting to look up, things are better than they were, and I can honestly say I'm happy again. It feels good :)
You have ONE life. Your expiry date might come early or late. So don't waste time. Live your life and live it well and full. LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE!
I love the ones who are in my life and you guys make it truly amazing. I also love the ones who left my life thank you made it fantastic just by leaving :)
I am perfect in my imperfections, secure in my insecurities, happy in my pain, strong in my weaknesses, and beautiful in my own way...I am "myself".

Gibberish facebook status

is stimulated by crusty pickles
wastes his allowance on your mamma's vampires
just completed his first poem about aperiodic toe jam
isn't exactly hot on furry ukeleles
is carefully crafting hypothetical shot glasses

Friendship-love facebook statuses

A good friend is gonna tell you to forget the people who hurt you. A best-friend will be right beside you, swinging a bat saying, "Someone's gonna get it.."
People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But, people will not forget how you made them feel.~Maya Angelou~
my best friends may not be related to me by blood but they are my family
Falling in love isn't about finding the perfect person... it's finding the person whose imperfections make them perfect!
If I could live life all over again, I wouldn't do one single thing different, not one. Because if I did, I might never have met you. :)

Friendship-hurt facebook statuses

I'm actually glad you treated me like crap. Because, now, I realize, you were meant to be in my life for only a short amount of time. And I've gotten stronger.
Friendship is like glass,if you drop it it shatters and breaks. And even if you do glue the pieces back together the damage has been done
You'll push me away and break my heart, but the sad thing is, I'll always be here for you when you need me or if someone breaks your heart!
suddenly realized that all those people I thought of as friends don't consider me to be anything more than an acquaintance.
Why is it that whenever I am at my lowest point and really need a friend, everyone either picks a fight with me or turns their back and totally ignores me.

Friendship facebook status

Sometimes people are nothing ..you make them something..&when they become something...they feel you are nothing.
With me, you know what you are getting. I don't hide my feelings behind others. I may be hard to deal with, but I'm certainly honest about it & u never wonder.
Don't be afraid of what people think. Be afraid of loosing the people who care. Because, in the end. They will be the ones who are left!<3
They're cool, they're funny, silly and sweet. You know who I'm talking about well its my friends. To all my friends enjoy life and keep doing what u do best
its not who's real to your face. Its about who stays real behind your back

Ex-boyfriend facebook statuses updates

1. Why, do your exes always come back when your finally happy? but it's really nice when they beg for you back ;P

2. I bought a fish, named it after my ex boyfriend and flushed it down the toilet. Its really the little things in life.

3. Do ex-husband's have some sort of radar or magical ability to know when their ex is having a good day - so they can ruin it for them? I think mine must. :(

4. you'll never realize the value of what you have, until what you have is no longer yours.

5. The wrong person walked out of my life, and the right person walked in.

Encouragement facebook status

Encouragement facebook statuses

1. Live4the ones thatLive4U, 4get about those that 4got about u,Life moves on without a rewind button,don't regret a thing,simply learn from things you wish2change

2. I'd rather try and fail, than to have never tried at all. Doing nothing, always brings the same results - failure by forfeit.

3. If looking backwards is painful, and looking forward is scary, just remember that God will always be there to walk beside you.

4. Life is short, remember who you were, know who you are, and believe in who you will become!

5. You must never limit your challenges...instead you must challenge your limits!!!

Funny Statuses about Facebook

Funny Status about Facebook

1. I truly believe that Facebook should change it's status question from 'What's on your mind?' to 'What's your problem today?'

2. If you had to choose a song to describe me what would it be and why? Leave your answers below please!!

3. Facebook's kinda like prison, huh? Sitting all alone in a room, writing on a wall, getting poked by strangers all the time. ;)

4. With all these FACEBOOK POKES, I'm starting to feel violated. Please make sure you are well protected against FACEBOOK STD's. Be safe, wear a finger c*ndom!

5. there's no need to watch soap operas anymore, we have Facebook. Like Sands through the hourglass, these are the Posts of our Lives

Family facebook statuses

1. I am truly a nice person, ask anyone who really knows me, Its just people like you invoke the bitch in me. I simply wont stand for your bullshit!

2. A family can be anything: biological, step or adoption, and a family is not just blood, it's about love ♥

3. When you see a family member struggling, don't just sit around to see what happens. Lend a helping hand and be there to support them.

4. our family may not have it all together BUT together we have it all. <3

5. It takes A LOT to push me over the edge. But messing with my family will do it every time.

Faith facebook status

Faith facebook statuses

1. Sometimes unanswered prayers are the best. You never know what God has in store for you. Keep praying, you never know where God will lead you.

2. When I have done my best, God will take care of the rest cause when the devil starts messing God starts blessing.

3. I love humor. When I die I don't want a normal tombstone. I want a parking meter that says "Time Expired" and a sign that says "vacationing, back soon.

4. this week I'll do what is "Possible" and leave everything "Impossible" to GOD!

5. Faith and determination are the first steps to your hopes and dreams coming true:)

Funny FB status

1. Why do the DQ lips have a man's voice? What, does DQ really stand for Drag Queen?

2. I know what every ones bathroom looks like because of Facebook

3. If you saw me smiling and giggling for no reason that you know of ...would you be scared or curious?

4. We all know mirrors don't lie...let's be thankful they also don't laugh!!

5. warns you, don't ever think you've won an argument because i quit talking.. i just stopped arguing out loud!

Drinking facebook status

1. Bud Light: $2.00. Crown Black Label: $60.00. Riding in town on a horse @ 5;30 in the morning: What a Great night. Finding out you don't own a horse: Priceless!

2. Women are the only people who can go out broke and come home drunk.

3. was only drunk last night coz he fell in a bucket of vodka.....it was either drink or drown!!

4. When they say "drink responsibly" what they really mean is don't fuckin spill it.

5. Noo offisirr, I'm not slurrring my wordz. I'm talkin' in cursiff. ;)

Drama Facebook statuses

1. why is it OK for a man to talk to a woman but it is not OK for a woman to talk to a man without being accused of dating them!!

2. It takes the smarter bigger person to brush off the drama and walk away. It takes the psycho bitch with a small brain to give in and talk shit

3. Drama n chaos will come n go, but those who stand beside u regardless of ur decisions, those r the ones u consider family. U don't have 2 be blood 2 be family!

4. keep my name out of your mouth unless you think you can handle the taste.

5. People who start drama on Facebook, have what I like to call, "courage behind the keyboard" Face to Face, they would be a p*ssy!

Depression Facebook statuses

1. You want an honest answer, OK then. I'm not OK, i haven't been for a long time. As a matter of fact I want nothing more than, even on good days, to end my life.

2. Why does it seem as though just when things start going good in your life, the bottom always drops out from underneath you?

3. Just when you think you are forgetting, all the memories come floating back to your head and you fall again. Only this time you realize you can't get back up.

4. Although i may seem fine on the outside, no-one really sees the true tears and pain behind this mask of happiness

5. feels like there is just no point in living anymore :( I'm always there for everyone ... but now I'm on the edge and STILL no ones there for me. :(

The best facebook status

The best facebook statuses

1. Even if you live your life as an open book people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.

2. you know you have a best friend when you say "remember that day" and you both burst out laughing and people call you crazy

3. would like to remind you... drunk words are just sober thoughts..

4. Here's to the people who love me , the people that have lost me and the lucky people who have yet to meet my crazy a$$!!! Have a gr8 day

5. my needs are simple... all I want is everything

Crush Facebook statuses

1. Open your eyes and embrace his instead of keeping his waiting, you never know who might come along and do what you failed too and win his over ;)

2. No one is afraid to say "I love you" they are just afraid of the reaction they will get <3

3. If only you could see yourself through my eyes, hear how much I talk about you with my friends, then maybe you would notice exactly how much I like you

4. There is a story behind every smile.. and your my favorite chapter :)

5. You see these spaces between my fingers? I noticed you have some too. Yours and mine fit together, like puzzle pieces.

Country girl Facebook statuses

1. just because i have a High Heel obsession doesn't mean I'm not country. it just means i can be stylish and kick your butt in heels at the same time

2. screw a prince in shining armor, give me a country boy who has ripped wranglers and muddy boots! :) COWGIRL UP

3. Forget the snobby city-slicker with a fancy car, just give me a down home country-boy with a souped up dodge that really knows how to treat a girl&I'll be fine

4. us country girls we like a guy who can ride a bull rope and look good in wranglers

5. A girl that would rather go sit with a gun in hand 30 feet up in a tree watching for deer than go to the mall looking for a purse is a Country girl(:

Coffee Facebook statuses

1. I'm going to bed.. you all can rest easy for a while... my evil plot for world dominance will resume upon the consumption of my morning's first cup of coffee ..

2. Going over to a friends farm on famville to see if he has any coffee on...if not I think I will pluck his chickens :)

3. it's official: I am a coffee s*ut!

4. WARNING: I cannot be held responsible for the things I say or do before the caffeine has fully made it to my blood stream.

5. Initializing all systems... Loading... Loading... Checking caffeine intake... Fatal error 32: caffeine levels too low! Main processor shutting down...

Christian Facebook statuses

1. When the storms in your life come... ALWAYS REMEMBER, that JESUS is walking towards them and not away!

2. Hey! It's not like God asked you to climb up on a Cross and die for Him. He is only asking you to listen to Him and go His ways and not YOURS!

3. My greatest test will turn into my greatest testimony. If God brought you to it, he will get you through it.

4. I can tell my friend anything and know there won't be gossip, I can ask for anything and know it will be taken care of, Jesus Christ my devoted friend.

5. Sometimes, if you have a bad day, it just means God has something better in store for the future.

Funniest Facebook status ever

1. When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, cookies, candy, and anything sweet! Why? Because 'stressed' spelled backwards is ... DESSERTS !!

2.I may be loud, weird and annoying sometimes; I may not have the perfect figure or look the hottest, but I'm ME and that's more than I can say for SOME people!

3. does have a serious side you know. I keep it out there on the back porch in a cage and feed it crackers.

4. If I'm ever on a bad date I'm going to stand up and say " I'm an actor, there all actors. Those are hidden cameras, Your on MT V's Disaster Date!" And run out.

5. You're not truly living if you're sanity's not being challenged on a regular basis.

Top funny facebook status

1. thinks way too many people have been drinking from the Fountain of Stupid.

2. I got 99 chores but I ain't done 1 ~ Lay Z

3. Go away, bad mood. I didn't invite you into my world today.

4. Live, Laugh, Love. If that doesn't work, Raise, Aim and Fire.

5. Two most honest people in this world : drunk people and little kids.

Love status for facebook

1. I don't give a shit anymore, think what you think, believe what you want, but remember I cared when no one else did.

2. I say i don't love you. I say i don't care. But every time i see you, i cant help but stare :) <3

3. we talk for hours, and i don't get sick of u. And the moment you tell me you have to go, i don't want to...but i sigh and say OK anyway.

4. When I look into the eyes looking back at me, I feel whole & I know I have the most wonderful man in the world. I Love You

5. Your voice melts my heart. Your smile gives me butterflies.Your laugh makes me smile. Your hugs make me feel safe. Your kisses make sparks fly. I <3 u

Facebook status quotes

1. Here are 1000 hugs...take 1 now... put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1... Just remember, it's from me.

2. When the world says "Give up," Hope whispers, "try it one more time."

3. I'd rather have a moment of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special. -Steel Magnolias

4. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world

5. Love is patient, love is kind. It doesnt envy, doesnt boast, isnt proud. It isnt rude, its not self-seeking, it isnt easily angered, it keeps no record of wrong

Best facebook status ever

1. ~ be yourself, don't change 4 anyone ... if they don't like you at your worst, then they don't deserve you at your best !!

2. ...Always listen to your heart...it's on your left side..but it's always right!

3. I regret nothing in my life. Even if my past was full of hurt, I still look back and smile, because my past made me who I am today and made me stronger :)

4. When your surrounded by idiots, just remember, murder is illegal and sarcasm is way more satisfying.

5. Life's too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason.

Awesome facebook status

1. Hey guess what?! Wait, you don't wanna know...oh, you do? I'm not gonna tell you! OK. here it is... I'M S*XY AND I KNOW IT wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle ya

2. Is so awesome, Chuck Norris wears a shirt with my face on it.

3. Answer this if you think you know me!! My Full Name; My D.O.B: I Love; My Favourite Colour: Where i live;

4. That moment when you find money in your pants pocket and your like YES!

5. undeniably- awesome

Most liked funny facebook status

1.Well, you're just about as useful as a broken pogo-stick.

2. Some relationships are like tom and Jerry... they irritate each other... they tease each other.. but they still can't live without each other!

3. The 3 C's of life: choices, chances and changes ~ You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

Funny Facebook Status Messages

1. I'll be honest for 24 hours! MSG me any question you'd like! :P

2. Sometimes God sends us messages in ways we least expect.

3. life is like a Rubik's cube... sometimes ya gotta mess it up to make it better.

4. On ur cell go 2 new message, put it on T9 mode (won't work on keyboard must use the # pad), then cover ur screen & type in 4156831968, then look @ the screen <3

5. The feeling you get when you receive a message out of the blue that makes you smile :-)

Funny Quotes for Facebook status

1. Try saying the letter 'M' with out ur your lips not touching'. Click LiKe if you tried. LOL LOL

2. Just for the record: My "give a damn" is busted. However, my "go F••• yourself" is fully functional. Any questions??

3. If McDonald's sold hot dogs, could you order a McWeiner with a straight face and tell them to super size it?

4. When playing rock paper scissors, tell everyone your water, cause you can rust scissors, squish paper, and drown the rock lol I WIN

5. Go ahead and put what your cooking for dinner on your status so I can decide which home to invade! ;)

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Funny things to say on facebook status

1. Why are married women fatter then single women ? Single women come home, look in the fridge, then go to bed. Married women look in the bed, then go to the fridge.

2. I dont hate you but just say if you were on fire and i had a cup of water ill drink it.

3. Here's to nipples! *raise drink* 'cause without them, titties would be pointless :D

Funny Facebook status ideas

1. Dear Boyfriend, I have taken your wallet out for a walk in the mall because it needed some excercise as it is quite fat. It has already lost a few pounds. Love ya

2. If the government starts taking anymore money out of my paycheck Im gonna have to start listing them as a dependent !

3. My only trick for looking younger is when an 80s song comes on I try to look completley confused and slightly disgusted.

Crazy Funny Insane Facebook statuses

Crazy Funny Insane Facebook status updates

1. Is in white room with soft walls. The nice people even gave me a new jasket, but for some reason they put it on backwards.

2. Smile. It confuses the enemy

3. When I think about the people I hang out with, I start to worry about myself.

Random Funny Facebook status

Random Funny Facebook statuses

1. Do you wat to make money from Facebook ? Its easy. Just go to your Account Settings, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work !

2. Police officier: ˝Didnt you see the arrows ?˝ Guy in car: ˝I didnt even see the Indians˝

3. Welcomes you to his profile. Straight jackets are by the start menu, a fully stocked bar by the task bar, snaks by the address bar. Enjoy your stay.

Funny saturday facebook statuses

Funny saturday facebook status updates

1. Ahhhhh Saturday, how i LOVE you !!

2. Oh Saturday, sweet Saturday ! You are like a cheap hooker at a spedd dating party, you start off nice andshow then BAM !! you have come and gone !

3. Just realized SATURDAY has the word TURD in it

Humor facebook statuses

Humor facebook status updates

1. I used to belive in things like Fate and Destiny...then I realized those are just stripper names !

2. If the "3 pencil is the most popular, why isnt it #1 ?

3. If you were alone with me in the woods and I had a gun would u trust me?

Funny jokes for facebook statuses

Funny jokes for facebook status update

1. Elephant asks the Camel "Why are your b*obs on your back?", Camel replies "OH! That's a great one, coming from the guy with his willy on his face"!!!

2. 5 facts: 1. your on Facebook 2. you think thats a dumb fack 4. you didnt notice i skipped 3 5. your looking back to check 6. your laughing

3. We both loved the trash, I loved you, you loved yourself

Funniest facebook status

Funniest facebook statuses

1. ME?! NORMAL?! How dare you insult me like that !

2. This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, secounds dog! READ THIS WITHOUT ALL THE DOGS NOW

3. Really? How does paper beat rock ? OK go stand in front of me and hold up a piece of papre as I throw my rock.

Life funny facebook status

Life funny facebook statuses

1. Life is so simple, just eat, drink and change your facebook status

2. On the journey of life there are many paths to choose, I choose the psychopath.

3. Based on my current rate of income, I estimate a comfortable retirement about 200 years after my death.

School funny facebook status

School facebook statuses

1. That awkward moment when you finish your test early and you dont know want to be the first one to handit in so you wait for someone else to do it first lol

2. In your bed, its 6AM, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45. At school, its 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 1:30, wtf ??

3. I finally finished school, and wrote a short speech to celebrate: Good-bye homework, good-bye class, good-bye high school, you can kiss my...never mind.

Blonde jokes Funny facebook status

Blonde jokes Funny facebook status updates

1.A blond got kicked out of a grocery store because she kept complaining that all the bananas where bent.

2. A robber stole a blonds televiosion. The blonde chased after the robber and shouted ˝Wait! You forgot the remote!˝

3. Only a true blond can trip over flat surfaces like me :)

Most popular funny facebook statuses updates

1. Needs a Facebook button that says ˝What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face.˝ Put it beside the Like button. Just a suggestion.

2. In case of emergeny, exits can be located at the log out, delete, deactivate, hide and block features. Thank you for flying with Facebook.

3. Everything happens for a reason. Whether we like it or not. The bad things only happen to make us appreciate the good things.

Attitude facebook statuses

1. Dont you just love those three little words? Three words every woman should hear every day: You are right, honey!

2. Hes anyone elses child lost some attitude, because mine seems to have rather a lot right now !

3. My momma used to always tell me : Dont get mad...get even. But be sneaky about it.

Funny age facebook status

Funny statuses about age

1. Every time i party like I'm 20 my body reminds me I'm not!

2. A beautiful message about growing old: Well crap, now I forgot what it was.

3. I thought you said this was an oldies station? This song was a hit when I was...Oh no. Noo noooo. Nope. No SIR. Noooope. Nope. Nuh-uh.

Funny Advice facebook statuses

1. The only people you need in your life, are those who want you in theris. Never make someone a priority, if they only see you as an option

2. Never rush into falling in love, because love never runs out; Let love be the one to knock at your door. Besides, true love is worth waiting for.

3. After every goodbye, theres a new hello.

4. Dont trust too much, dont love too much, dont care too much because that too much will hurt you so much.

5. Tip of the day... Dont be a douche !!

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Sarcastic funny facebook statuses

Sarcastic funny facebook status

1. Every time I enter a room, I check to see if my family is getting ready to spring an intervention on me. This is normal, right ?

2. My attitude is up to you. If you ignore me, Ill ignore you, if you give me attitude, Ill give you attitude, if you screw me over, Ill f*ck your word up.

3. Is sure that at a certain point, you are going to need to come to terms with your retardation.

4. ( . Y . ) you have now been flashed

5. Thinks getting out of bed this morning was harder than Michael Jackoson in a school playground

Adult humor funny facebook status

Adult humour funny facebook status

1. ...Going to bed.. and having a four some tonight. Bed, Pillow, comforter and myself to make mad passionate, mind blowing and earth shattering sleep

2. When life hands you lemons, just be glad it wasnt herpes

3. 2 blondes came across a set of tracks. One thinks it's deer tracks, the other moose tracks. They were still arguing about it when the train hit them.

4. When I was a kid I used to..no wait I still do that

5. say "Addicted" after every thing i say, alcohol..drugs..smoking.. what hit you in the mouth last night?.. addicted

Monday, August 13, 2012

Good morning funny facebook status

Good morning facebook status

1. Three of the most powerful words you can say to a women.. Good Morning Beauthiful.

2. Gets a kick out of turning up the tunes on the morning drive, playing the drums on my steering wheel and watching the strange looks I get. Its great!

3. Morning my Facebook friends. Ima up and in a wicked mood! So for all those of you who have to put up with me today(YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED) ahahah love ya xaxa

4. Good Morning, hope everyone has a great day and a wonderful great big cup of coffee to go with it.

5. Morning everybody, hope you all have a awsome day **HUGS**

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Good status for facebook

1. I know at times Im stupid, do silly things, am totally wierd and completely unpredictable, but at least IM not fake and Im a damn good person! LOVE 2 B MYSELF :)

2. Needs to get off Facebook and put her face in a book!

3. Is off to that wonderful place where Iam rich and skinny and people dont piss me off :)

4. Be silent in two situations: When U feel one cant understand Ur felings from your words and when one can understand you without any words.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Funny radnom facebook statuses

1. It takes a lot to be my ˝once upon a time˝ but it takes even more if you want be my ˝happily ever after˝

2. One thing that can never be recycled is wasted time...

Friday, August 3, 2012

Funny Goodnight Facebook Status

Funny Goodnight Facebook Statuses

1. Think Im going to change my orientation from portrait to ladscape. Night everyone!

2. Starlight star bright. 1st start I see tonight, I wish I may I wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight. I wish all my FB friends & family a peaceful night.

3. <<<< This princess is off to bed. Gnite peeps. MUAHHH

4. Good night Facebook friends, when you all finally close your eyes for the night, may you all have sweet dreams...An when you awake, May they all come true

Love Facebook status

Love Facebook statuses

1. Be silent in two situations: When U feel one cant understand Ur feelings from your words n when one can understand u without any words.

2. It takes a lot to be my ˝once upon a time˝ but it takes even more if you want to be my ˝happily ever after˝

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Cool status for facebook

1. Your 13 You should be picking flowers. Not baby names.

2. The awkward moment when u make eye contact with someone in another car

3. Seeing a really hot guy then get sad because you know you will never see him again.

Monday, July 30, 2012

Most liked facebook status

1. 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash

2. Like if you put things in a safe place and then forget where the safe place is.

3. Like if you have like 20 t-shirts but you only wear 5 of them and complain that you have no clothes.

4. Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

5. Opening the front door to let a moth out, and 10 more come in.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Witty Facebook status

1. Face your problems, not Facebook them...Thanks

2. Next time you decide to tell me you love, make sure you dont have copyright infringement problems with some other girl.

3. Girls arent toys, so dont drop them when you get bored.

4. Beauty is when you look into a girls eyes and see whats in the heart.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

The best facebook status

1. Good things come to those who wait...if thats the case then im in for something REALLY fan-friggin-tastic!

2.Wants you to know that you dont have to be crazy to work where she works. They train you.

3. My dream is to see penguins eating tacos <3

4. Im not a stalker, Im just courious..by the way your out of milf :)

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Funny quotes and sayings for facebook status

1. Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for youll be criticized anyway. Youll be damned if you do and damned if you dont

2. I would rather live my life as if theres a God and die to find out there isnt than to live as if there isnt and die to find out there is.

3. Life is like dance...Sometimes we lead, sometimes we follow...Dont worry about what we dont know...Whats important is, we Learn as we Go <3

Funny facebook status updates

1. One of the hardest things in the world is keeping your mouth shut when you know something needs to be said.

2. My secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.

3. Brekaing up with your partner and saying ˝we can still be friends˝ is like your dog dying and your mum saying ˝you can still keep it˝.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Alcohol Hangover Funny Facebook Status

1. Getting wasted is an art and tonight Iam making a masterpiece!

2. Speaks drunkish

3. and Jose Cuervo are now friends

4. I got jumped again last night. Some Russian gangster called Smirnoff, a ship Captian named Morgan and red neck called Jack Daniels. Bastards nailed me !!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Life facebook status

Life facebook status updates

DON'T EVER tell me you lied to me to keep me from being HURT. YOU lied to save your own ass, not mine!
Honesty is the only way to live happily. Lies ALWAYS come out. They may rest for a while, but Karma, whatever you want to call it, DOES manifest all lies.
You are great at many things, lying, cheating, deception and being a master manipulator. Congratulations!
I ain't Rhianna, I don't love the way you lie. If you lie to me I will throw a chair at you face.
You want me to come back so you can lie and cheat again? Hm..Let me think...Nope, that's not gonna to happen. I'm moving on because I deserve better then that.

Most hilarious facebook statuses

1. I may be wrong, but you aint right.

2. Says---My brain has 2 parts, Right and Left
The right one has nothing left in it and the left one has nothing right in it.

3. I spent half of my day thinking about you. I spent the other half thinking of how not to think about you.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Hilarious facebook status updates

1. Me: Ill take coke...Waitor: Is Pepsi OK? ;Me: Is monopoly money OK?

2. Sometimes I sit and wonder what the world would be like if i wasnt awesome. That would be scary

3. Wants to go to WallMart and superglue quarters to the floor and cunt how many people try to pick them up

Friday, June 22, 2012

Funny status updates for facebook

1.Friends are of two types:

One says - If you ever need anything, I will be there.
Other says : You will never need anything as long as I am there

2. What did the egg say to the Boiling water?...Im sorry..its gonna take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by some chick.

3. Every guy thinks that every girls dream is to find the perfect guy...Bullshit! every girls dream is to eat without getting fat !!

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Really funny facebook status

1. You know ou are having a bad day, when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

2. THIS IS AMAZING ! Forward this to 5 people, and within 3 min. NOTHING WILL F*CKING HAPPEN! I tried it twice, and it worked both times! PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW !

3. I didnt fall for you. You just tripped me and i decided not to get up <3

Funny things to put as your facebook status

1. Heading to that place that makes me do things for money. Like smile at unfriendly people, and hold my breath in awe of stupidity !

2. Teacher: ˝Look the equation is simple I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 bottles in the other. What do i have?˝ Answer: Me: A drinking problem ?

3. Wishes that i could just stell some energy from a little kid !

Funny quotes and sayings for facebook status

1. If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is broken.

2. How is it that some of the best sleep you get is between the snooze alarmy?? Just want to know !

3. I lay awake at night and think to myself..your cute,smart, fun, angelic and drop dead gorgeous... I have gotta take that mirror off my ceiling !

4. OMG did you know your birthday is on the same day you were born.

New funny facebook status

1. Everyone that walks through my door makes me smile, some when they walk in and others when they walk out.

2.The cleaning bug is going around. I got bit by it today, but no worries, while I was cleaning I found that little booger and I killed the damn thing.

3. I cant make world peace, I aint got enough duck tape

4. I bought some underarm deodorant today it said...push up bottom...well my armpits are still sweaty, but my farts smell nice...

Kids facebook status

Kids facebook status updates

u know ur a parent when ur living room floor looks like a toy store.
I may not be perfect. I've made mistakes in life. But, looking in my daughter's bright eyes, I know I did one thing I'll never regret. I'LL PROTECT his-ALWAYS.
Children for sale...please note that ears are for decorative purposes only.
To be in your child's memories tomorrow, be in his life today.
..no make-up, messy hair, still in your pajamas and you're tired, then an "I love you Mama, you're so pretty" and your day is instantly better. I <3 my babies.

Funny facebook status pranks

- A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my a$$ ! :)

- Lets all bow our heads in a moment of silence to thank my mom for making a kid as wonderfull as me :)

- Said a yo mama joke to my friend and he replies : ˝jokes on you.. I have two dads˝

- Have you ever reverse prank called? When someone calls answer the phone by saying, "Thank you for calling Walmart deli you can beat our meat but not our prices"

For more funny facebook status pranks visit our blog everyday ;)

3 best Hilarious facebook status

1. Thought about gettin a tattoo of a short fat woman on my bobb, so when I am 60, one of us will be tall and skinny !

2. Today a friend pointed out my gray hairs, suprised at first, then my humor took over,
˝These are not gray hairs!˝ They are STRESS HIGHTLISHTS

3. Teacher :˝Who ever answers my question can go home.˝ *One boy throws his bookbag out the window* Teacher: ˝Who just threw the bookbag?˝ Boy: Me, Im going home !!

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Angry Facebook status

1. BEWARE I have seen EVERY CSI ,Murder he Wrote and Criminal Minds episode in EXISTENCE. I could make it look like Alvin the Chipmunk killed you

2. When you actually matter to a person, they'll make time for you. No lies, no excuses. and when u r not on priorities, world is full of excuses

3. Second chances are only meant for those who learned from the first time.

4. I don't understand how a person can say I love you but then turn around and break your heart and act like it was nothing

5. If I showed my emotions by being physical, a lot of people would be dead right now.

Inspirational facebook status

Life is never perfect so learn from yesterdays mistakes, live for today and hope for tomorrow!!
I chose a long time ago . To believe in who I am . I will not walk in someone elses shadow . Whether I fail or succeed i will know that i lived my life! XxX
Hope is out there-whether you think so or not-Look inside yourself and around to the people who you love and that love you back. Most of all-Look up.
Lord, please give my children courage & strength as they go out into the world. Protect them and lead them to make their choices according to Your will. Amen
Life is a precious thing, you never know when you're going to lose it. Live life while you can, because you never know which second is going to be your last.

Boyfriend Facebook status

1. No one will ever understand why I like you, because they don't know what it's like to be in your arms & be happy... They're just not Me.

2. Your perfect in my eyes. Your perfect in my mind. Your perfect in my life.

3. I love how you hold me when I'm cold, kiss me when I'm sad, and tell me I'm beautiful constantly. I love you. <3

4. A boy gave a girl 10 roses, one is fake. Girl asks "Why is the last one fake?" the boy says "Because i will love you till the last one dies."

5. Everytime u log on or text me, i smile. You light my day & when i see you I cant help but smile. u r my everything and i love you so much my 1 & only true love

Justin Bieber haters facebook status

Justin Bieber haters facebook status updates

When Justin Bieber dies, ill be at his funeral laughing my butt off and jumping on his grave. My bf on the other hand would be peeing on his grave. LOL!
Oh God! :( Our generation will be known for sparkly vampires and Bieber Fever. We should be ashamed of ourselves!
Justin Bieber has short term memory loss. NEVER SAY NEVER- says "never" 78 times. ONE TIME-says "Imma tell you one time" almost sixty times...
In Justin Bieber's song Never Say Never there are 55 nevers. That's hypocritical, don't you think?
thumbs up if u think the Alvin and the chipmunks voices are deeper than Justin Bieber

Funny status update site

Here u can find best hilarious facebook status that u can use on ur facebook profile or like and share it. Alo u can visit other facebook update blogs like facebook status. Enjoy

Sunday, June 3, 2012

You won't find faith or hope down a telescope you won't find heart and soul in the stars ♥

Friday, June 1, 2012

Adapt to this but you need no adapter, This is just the first chapter!

Believe none of what you hear, And only half of what you see

Beautiful inside and out!

*"Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"*•.¸♥¸Beautiful inside and out!¸♥¸.•*"Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"*•.¸♥¸.•*"

Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest
{◠♥◠}girls you know.Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ..if you get back 5 you're beautiful...♥

kid asked Jesus

kid asked
Jesus...how much do u love me? Jesus replied," I love you this much."
and he stretched his arms to the cross and died for us. If you believe
in God,you will send this to 15 people on your list. If you delete this,
you will have a cold heart in 2011. ......Send this to 15 people in
...your list within 30min after...
u read this and something good will happen to you NOW. This is not a
fake...apparently...copy and paste this to 15 people in the next
10mins(excluding me) and you WILL have the best day of your life
tomorrow....

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he said no. She
asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he said no. She
then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he
replied with a no. She had heard enou...............gh. As she walked away,tears
streaming down her face the boy grabb...ed her arm and ...........................sai

d... ... .... You're not pretty you're
beautiful. I don'twant to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you
forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE
END~~♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true love
will realize they like you. Something good will happen to you at
1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email, outside of
school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you
break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10 relationship
problemsforthe next ten years. If you post this to 15 pages in 15
minutes, you're saf

Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five.

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived in that situation.

Hate it when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, Knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.

I wish i had Kim Kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Emotion pain facebook status

The only reason i act full of myself and act like i love myself is to cover up the fact that inside i hate myself so much it hurts...
is done trying to be a part of certain peoples lives when they obviously only care that you are when it suits them!
LOVE takes effort & acceptance,it won't always B a happy ride,u'l cry wen u'r hurt,u'l B sad wen ignored but hold on & always remember LOVE HURTS wen it's REAL!
Treat me like you want me, don't make me guess if you actually do. XxlovexX
feels that sometimes my feelings and happiness mean nothing to others, as long as they are happy.

Best friends Facebook status

1. It doesn't matter how far you live from a friend, Its how close she or he is to your heart <3 :)

2. you're my best friend. the only reason we aren't sisters is because our mothers couldn't handle that:)) love ya sis<3

3. Best friends are the ones where you can skip to the grocery store holding hands and singing at the top of your lungs

4. how much u wanna bet when me and my best friend are in the nursing home we will be throwing mashed potatoes

5. U may have many friends but the ones that are always there for you when u need them.They are your best friends for life and you will never be forgotten. <3 :-)

Facebook status updates 2010

That one person who came into my life in 2010, has changed my life (:
2008 was full of regrets; 2009 was full of bad karma; 2010 is the year I take control and stop putting up with the bullshit in my life!
this year has been a mix of ups and downs, failures and successes, grief and triumph, but I've loved every minute of it<3
lets pretend to be time travelers, we'll go up to random people asking "what year is it? 2010?! we still have time!!" and then run off
At 6 min & 7 sec after 5am on the 9th of August this year, it will be 05:06:07 08-09-10. Just a useless fact!!

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Justin Bieber Facebook status

Justin Bieber Facebook status updates

Kid: Mommy, I'm scared. Mom: Why? Kid: Because, I had a dream that Justin Bieber was still alive. Mom: Honey, that wasn't a dream.
Dear Bieber Haters: Justin is sexy, Justin is hot, Justin is everything, that you are not ;)
"Don't you buy me nothing, cuz' i am feeling one thing. Your lips on my lips is a merry, merry Christmas." -Justin Bieber (Mistletoe)
J - Just Amazin u - ultimately the best s - sexxyyy t - timeless i - is the hottest man ever! n - Nice abs Bieber<3
Ennie meenie miny mo, i'm j bieb's girl for sho ;)

Heartbreak Facebook status

"A million words would not bring You back, I know because I've tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried." I miss you :(
3 strikes you're out. Good game buddy, good game.
I wish you could see that my heart isn't made of steel and has no armor. Then just maybe you'd stop launching bullets of torment into my chest! x(
I don't wanna go to bed, because I know that when I do, you'll be there in my dreams and my heart will break even more.
I miss your laugh, your smile, but most of all, I miss the way you said 'I Love You' !

Happiness facebook status

When you dream, you better dream big; when you think, you better think big; and when you love, you better love truthfully.
Life is about ignoring the drama, laughing with friends, loving your family, and being happy with what you have. <3
Above all else. Don't forget to smile. It either warms there hearts or pisses them off. You win no matter what.
Is simply happy, nothing more, nothing less... Just happy
I may be confused about a lot of things but I know that at this moment in time I'm the happiest I've been in a long time x

Two faced people facebook status updates

I despise 2 faced, lying, manipulative, bitches that only want to run their mouths on Facebook and NOT do it to my face!
It's funny how one day you're talking shit about someone and the next day you're all up that person's ass...if u ask me that's a fake a$$ b*tch!!!
You're 2-faced...but don't bother to ask who is the person in question, You know who u are and u continue to prove it over and over. I was right all along!
Some people have told so many lies and in their own minds they have actually started to believe it as the truth.
If someone has the guts to talk about me behind my back, they should be manly enough to say it to my face.

Annoyed Facebook status

1. hates having bad days, when every little thing seems to piss you off and nothing ever goes right!!

2. I'm going to pretend i didn't hear you, close my eyes, and count to 10..I suggest you either rephrase ur attitude or run like hell.!! Your choice...

3. doesn't understand people sometimes. Their mouth says one thing but their actions say another

4. Lord give me patience because if you give me strength I may beat someone to death.

5. I started off in a great mood today. Then, people started coming along and pissing me off.

2012 end of the world Facebook status

2012 end of the world

The world will NOT end in 2012, you guys! My phone calendar goes up to 2019! We're gonna be alright!
END OF THE WORLD which was scheduled for 2012 has been postponed to 3012 due to some technical problem! Please co-operate & continue living with spirit! :)
514 leap years since created in 45 BC. Without day today would be July 14, 2013. Mayans didn't account for leap year. World ended 7 months ago. My mind is blown
Those crazy Mayans had a sense of humor, let's make a calendar that ends, see how many people panic. !
Once I have my own kids, I'm going to make them watch the movie 2012 and tell them that I survived it.

Karma facebook status

Karma facebook status updates

Isn't it fantastic when you get to witness karma coming and biting the ass of the people deserving? A thing of absolute beauty.
"you may think I'm stupid or blind to what's going on but the truth is i know & I'm saving that all up for the day karma comes calling me asking for names.."
some people need to remember that you get back what you give out of life..and that sometimes its family that will sell you out the fastest..karma is a bitch!!
Treat others the way you wanna be treated , karma's only a bitch if you are.
I'll just leave it up to Karma. he's a bigger bitch than I choose to be.

Facebook IPO Stock Price

Here you can find last information about Facebook.com IPO adn stock price

Hurt facebook status

never underestimate me , i can play games too, and i ain't got fuck all to lose !!!
I don't care if you hate me now, i already know you only treat me nice when you think i am useful to you.
I don't bother with those who have hurt me, cuz karma's a better bitch than I'll ever be. ;)
Trust is a fragile thing...It may take a lifetime to build, but only a moment of bad decision to tear it apart and destroy it forever...
if a relationship has to be kept secret you should never be in it.

Haters facebook status

Haters facebook status update

Don't hate me cuz u ain't me, hate me cuz u cant change me.!
dear haters, do me a favor cry me a river build a bridge AND GET OVER IT! who cares if you like me or not?!
For everyone that doesn't like me, it goes mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter! An 9 times outta 10 the stuff u judge me on you have issues wit
I believe those who judge me are simply jealous that I am doing something they could or would not do. I am stronger than many even in my weakest moments:)
Don't judge me. If you don't like me, bitch remember, I don't live to please you

One direction - Love and Mania Facebook status

One direction Facebook status updates

Love

You know your obsessed with 1D when your mom just randomly starts singing wmyb. :)
What Makes You Beautiful? Everything About You. We'll stay Up All Night. If u miss him, I Wish you could spare me what you think & Tell Me a Lie...
Hey directioners! Look for every 1D hate page, you can find. And then report them as many times as you can (:
Words we be just words, till you bring them to life!
Phenome~Niall, Bril~Liam, Extraordin~Harry, Ama~Zayn, Fabu~Louis and yes, they are 1D~erful! (;

Lies facebook status

Lies facebook status updates

...is wondering how long should you let someone lie to you before you tell them you've known the truth the entire time?
You might have just burned me with your lies,but sweetheart Karma is about to set your ass on fire...
says "Just because someone has convinced themselves it's true, doesn't make them any less of a liar!"
The definition of being stupid: seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and choosing to still believe the lies...Because lies make stupid feel smart!
thinks it's really sad when people lie so much and start so much drama that they don't even know the truth anymore.

2012 end of mankind Facebook status

2012 end of mankind stupid Facebook status update

I know we are not going to die in 2012. Cause my cereal expires in 2014
Don't worry guys! The world will not end in 2012, I have a can of peas that expires in 2013! We're gonna be alright!
On 12/22/12 I'm gonna run out side and scream I. AM. ALIVE!
It's okay if the world ends in 2012, because I have life insurance, it's called being a Christian. If you want to be a part of this, call 1-800-PRAY-2-GOD.
People are all freaked out about the end of the world this year. All I have to say to them is that the Mayans also thought people were made out of corn O.o

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Breakup Facebook status

1. Just because I am walking away doesn't mean I don't love you, it just means I've had enough!! It's not a choice I want to make but one I have to make

2. If you cry over a guy then you know that they really meant something to you and when you fight off and on have all the ups and downs you know you loved them.

3. Don't worry about me falling in love with you again, i built a bridge and got over it

4. I guess it's gonna have to hurt. I guess I'm gonna have to cry and let go of some things I've loved to get to the other side. It starts with goodbye.

5. its funny how you can love someone still even after they lie and hurt you.

Christmas funny facebook status

Christmas funny facebook status updates

1. Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you :)

2. Christmas is when you try to get the whole dysfunctional family under the one roof and hope there wont be police involved

3. For all you FB friends who dont like my comments or status messages, I bought you a gift...it is that mistletoe that I put above my ass !

1d - one direction facebook status

'TOO...MUCH...ENERGY...JUICE!!'~ Zayn Malik
You know you're a true directioner when you see a pigeon and you yell " KEVIN! " at the top of your lungs ;)
"Dropping your sunglasses down the toilet is a mistake you would think that you'd learn from. Apparently not."-Harry Styles (:
Dear Friends just to let you know I have cured my Bieber Fever with DIRECTION INFECTION!!!
*toilet flushes* "sorry I'm late lads just a few technical difficulties"-Niall

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Facebook status 2012

Of course the world isn't going to end in 2012, Harry killed Voldemort!
Zombies only eat brains... so when they take over I'll be save! WOOHOO
1860- what the hell is a telephone? 1900- what the hell is a airplane? 1930- what the hell is a highway? 1945- what the hell is a computer? 2012- what the hell?
When I wake up on December 22, 2012, I'm going to yell EPIC FAIL really loud so all you idiots out there can hear it!
When I have kids I am gonna make them watch 2012 and then tell them "I survived that".

Heart broken facebook status

Heart broken facebook status updates

i wish tears were invisible so no one knew i was crying...
If you could see what you did to me, you would NEVER be able to look me in the eyes again
letting go is easier said then done.
I may hate you, but every time you cross my mind I can't help to think what it would've been like if you wouldn't of hurt me...
Even the strongest feeling expires when ignored

New Years Eve funny facebook status

New Years Eve funny facebook statuses

1. Omg I havent seen my friends SINCE LAST YEAR !

2. Another year past - a few ups and downs - some you remember - some you forget - New Year ahead - Dreams to Collect - Prosperous, Healthy, Happy and Content :)

3. Which resloution shall I break first ? Desicions, Desicions

2011 Best of Facebook status

2011 Best of Facebook status updates

2011 what to leave and what to bring Leave: drama, enemies, hate, pain, violence, and tears. Bring: friends, family, smiles, laughter, love, hope, and peace.
Osama bin laden died age 54 ,5+4=9, In the year 2011, (9/11), Karma!
For 2011 I have hired a secretary for any complaints...so if you have a complaint go to Helen Wait.
Can't wait for this year to be over, to have new memories next year, new loves, new experiences and new adventures.
Thinks that 2011 is going to be the year when miracles happen, wishes are granted and dreams finally come true. 2011 is going to be my year

1211 facebook status updates

raise a little hell, create a bunch of chaos and throw in a whole mess of mayhem and I'm good for the day...are you?
Like me love me or hate me, but you gotta admit I'm braver then most to say what I think and not care what you think about it.
Do you know the difference between brown-nosing and ass-kissing? Depth perception.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Heartache facebook status

You ruined my life. I wish I never met you. I hate thinking about you. You hurt me...bad! But the worst part is... I still love you
..it's a sad thing when the person u love most in this world, is the only person you can't be with..
sometimes i wish my heart had a off button...not because i don't want to care anymore but because I'm tired of all the pain its causing keeping it on
Never let some1 be a must in your life when you're just an option in there's
The truest of friends (whether near or far) are those that always make some time for YOU in their lives; not just fit you in where it is convenient for them.

Boys Facebook status

1. Every time I think of you I get this cheesy smile :)

2. look at the U and the I on the keyboard there together look underneath it says jk it feels like you do that to me everyday

3. I'm totally cool when I see you with another girl cuz my mommy taught me that when I was done playing with my junk to give it to the less fortunate(;

4. i wish i could tell you how many times i think of u a day...i also wish i could count that high...

5. little boys play around, real men settle down