Drinking facebook status
1. Bud Light: $2.00. Crown Black Label: $60.00. Riding in town on a horse @ 5;30 in the morning: What a Great night. Finding out you don't own a horse: Priceless!
2. Women are the only people who can go out broke and come home drunk.
3. was only drunk last night coz he fell in a bucket of vodka.....it was either drink or drown!!
4. When they say "drink responsibly" what they really mean is don't fuckin spill it.
5. Noo offisirr, I'm not slurrring my wordz. I'm talkin' in cursiff. ;)
6. when ur stumbling around, a good friend will tell u that u had enough to drink; a best friend will tell you "B!tch finish your drink, we don't waste alcohol!"
7. is in an open relationship with alcohol...and it's complicated
8. Hangover in progress ... please do not disturb!
9. I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not
10. Cell phones should have the option to change "airplane mode" to "drunk mode". That way your drunk texts never leave your phone.
