Funny ,bored ,jokes ,wonder facebook status
Funny ,bored ,jokes ,wonder facebook status updates
- When I die I will put in my will that the person who comes to my funeral dressed as the grim reaper and stays completely silent will get all my money. :)
- did u know "Dammit, I'm mad" spelt backwards is "Dammit, I'm mad" :D
- one a scale of 1- 10 I give this day the finger
- Has anyone ever noticed lol looks like a stick man drowning? So next time you say lol you are killing another stick man... Just sayin :)
- wonders how many of the $1 bills in my wallet have been in a stripper's ass crack?
- Forgetting what you went into the kitchen to get is one thing but, it's darn scary when you can't remember why you went into the bathroom!
- Quick! Type the first word that pops into your head!
- The tears are flowing and my heart is heavy. I will miss you guys so much. R.I.P. you little green pieces of paper that used to live in my wallet.
- do worms pee?
- Is wondering if Mermaids smoke seaweed?
