Funny Quotes for Facebook status
1. Try saying the letter 'M' with out ur your lips not touching'. Click LiKe if you tried. LOL LOL
2. Just for the record: My "give a damn" is busted. However, my "go F••• yourself" is fully functional. Any questions??
3. If McDonald's sold hot dogs, could you order a McWeiner with a straight face and tell them to super size it?
4. When playing rock paper scissors, tell everyone your water, cause you can rust scissors, squish paper, and drown the rock lol I WIN
5. Go ahead and put what your cooking for dinner on your status so I can decide which home to invade! ;)
