Most liked funny facebook status

1.Well, you're just about as useful as a broken pogo-stick.

2. Some relationships are like tom and Jerry... they irritate each other... they tease each other.. but they still can't live without each other!

3. The 3 C's of life: choices, chances and changes ~ You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.

4. Two things to remember: DON'T make decisions when you're angry and DON'T make promises when you're happy

5. A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me...well...that's a sign of good taste.

6. Why do they call it "alcohol abuse"? I've never heard the alcohol complain...

7. Just wanna give a huge thank you to all the people out there who are unfair, mean, greedy and lying Jerks. You and you alone bring out the fighter in me :)

8.The happiest people do not necessarily have the Best Things, they simply APPRECIATE the things they have.